Reliable Responsible 24/7/365
First hour of my work – is your free test-drive! Yes!
I very flexible, resilient and international and I speak 5 languages.
You can always bargain and make an acceptible deal with me!
Time is money! Emergency? Ready to pay extra to do-it-right-now?
My type of schedule is 24/7/365, when I don't sleep or I work.
Wish to see what you get? Test-drive?
Wish to get the feeling?
Your order delivered to you the way you want it! You name it!
Books, artickles, essays, documents: medical, financial, technical, specifically designed, scientific, literature and poetry, interview transcription, passport data, package labes, birth certificates, adoption papers, driving license, apostils, website code! And you name it!
Any topic on any subject of any volume at any complexity level at alomost an speed (if one can afford - why not? !
Highly specialized texts are read-proofed by native speakers with the most of European, Asian, Eastern languages.
Any check start from $50. Unless with an exception of NGO or charity organization.
Consequtive (you pause for segments of interpretation) and simultanous ( you don't stop but keep steady speach pace). Applicable for any type of international conferences, corporate presentations, tranings, seminars, workshops, exhibitions, lectures, business negotiations, focus groups, studies. The best and most elite high end "pros" with enormous experience in specifiс areas of knowledge, and flawless reputation.
Assessment of task comes first. Two hours order is minimum. "Consequtive" check starts from $50/2 hours". "Simultaneous" check starts from $150/2 hours, since large amount of information is condensed, and special perfection skills is a must.
Professional translation of extremely technical documents of any level of complexity. Highly specific terminology and vocabularies is a must. Preferences and wishes of certain client for certain cases are applicable upon request.
Maximum preciseness, abbreviations, descifering, specs, etc. Premium rates for urgent cases are applicable.
The best book-worms and dictionary-diggers are dillegently re-checking this typoe of translation I personally prefer not to do. Sub-contractors who have earned my trust for my reputation.
Funny enough, it's the most interresting part of my services with tons of interresing very happy and very sad stories. I have the gift from God (no vain use) to see wicked and evil hearts or true and genuine ones in women from my culture. Fair enough to say, I see through men too.
Well, beleive it or not, I've got the gift of discernship and intution for match-making. See Fiddler on the roof. That's the idea of the most Ukrainian feminine genuine intellegent lonely women who cannot find good husband here for various reasons. One of them is that most of FREE men in Ukraine are unfaithful, alcoholics, unempolyed. Valuable men are always married and cherish happy family.
And here is a few examples. Dutch colleague, subtitles TV translator is happily married to Ukrainian Natasha from Odessa. It took about few hundred of hours of 3-way phone interpretation in the old days. Dilligence and kind hearts. Great son as the result.
This lad fell victim of romance letters from Anastasia network. Never spoke or seen that woman was about to fly to Russia with $12,000 in cash to complete his "bride to be" mother's bank mortgage of $100,000 after sudden death of her mother. And, of course, later he was promised to sell that apartment and move to Australia. Very standard silly scheme for russian romance letter scams for romantically enchanted naive but good old chaps. Ask him now, decade later, my dear friend, via FB. I also honor him for raising three children alone when "Rock&Roll" hit Ozzi lands, laying bricks 12 hours a day, with not a minute for dating in those days. He had almost became victim #41 for that "lady" I found by email address at anti-scam sites. He granted that money to me as "thanks" for saving me from that trip and shame and nerves. I had to call and cancell all flight and hotels the next day. I bought a car to drive my clients around Kiev and my lovely country.
People have needs. Very different needs. I meet these needs. Most likely 99% it is "YES".
Your question most likely will start: "Can you do this... or achieve that?"
Few examples of unordinary requests, you may think of yours:
Can you meet my mother-in-law with flowers at the airport and transport her to train station and make sure she gets on the train?
Can you get out of the airport quarantine section 50 yearly seedlings I sent to my girlfriend who adores gardening? Can you quickly get me straight from the airport to Dnepropetrovsk with a speed of light for a football game starting 3 hours after I land in Kiev? I am a fan of Hibernian flying all the way from Argentina to watch the game with my own eyes!
Can you get me a limo to the airport when I land?
Can you pass me through VIP green corridor in the airport, hate to wait, you know?
Did you ever see sphere type 3D images of some attractive popular place? The one which you can rotate with a mouse in any direction? Or in case of an iPhone or any other smartphone by turning the phone around yourelf stretching the image with two fingers for detals. I can do it for you.
That I can do for you in two diferent image quailty fidelity. Bothe are good for placing your 360 image to google maps or any other graphic navigation system.
Did you ever ask Siri (or any Android copy of nicely talking lady): where is MacDonalds in Kiev? Or where I buy shoes? ...or food? And it brings you directly to the threshhold of that place? "Within 500 meters turn left, go straigh 150 meters, you have arrived. Your destination is at your right handside." This is how I and Google can bring tons of clients to your business. The increse os customers you can expect is aroud 44%, and then 41% of them will stay as returning customers. Since they know your place now. And the rest 3% were tourists, as for Euro2017 Ukraine, for instance. :)
I will properly place and describe your business with all necessary data, such as: Category of business, Location, Address, Schedule and Holidays, Working hours, Phone number, Web Site, Delivery options and Payment options. I will add Branches.
page on Facebook. Example: Historical Orthidox Temple on Dripro river.
You understand who I am and how I can help you.
You contact me either by email, or phone, or by the contact form.
Then I personally or my manager will contact you on ASAP basis and identify the tasks, etxta info and the costs.
You prepay 50% or 100% and since then, congratulations, you become my client. If I can't do it, I don't take your order. So simple.
Proper delivery of service requested in the most suitable manner desired. You are happy, I hope. And then you are wring me an Unbiased report.
I dedicate myself to work 24/7/365! Too much? If you get me interested by your incentive. I can dedicate myself and my time to your task achivement.
I strive to be personal and keep my word! Some clients, if they are good people with authentic strong character and are interesting for me, tend become true friends. Later on. Especially, if I had saved their life or diverted from a load of troubles. Ask Errol (link above).
If you paid - you get what you paid for! Baron Thomas De Dreyer wanted to marry Angelina Shvachka. Paid me 500 Euro per day. Got married. Child weas born. Done. Why? Paid well enough.
Responsibility! I am tending to stay on the proper side of power. Nothing illegal or against the law or my consciosness or Bible. I am trying to make the world a better place, strating from myself, and I feel that happiness inside.
Emergency!!! I need you really bad! Right here right now! Wake me up, get on the bike, ASAP! Your bill just strated clicking from $100 and on. But in the nick of time, your angel is on the spot doing his best to help you out!
Chiken had crossed the road.
Or the road crossed chicken! (c)Albert Einstein.
I am (INTJ-A).
I would like to invite professional 3D photografers with professional equipment, costs of which starts from $2,000+ !
- eager to work and achieve,
- young and energetic
- know how to meet deadline terms
- respect personality and labour of other team members
call me - perhaps we can find a way to cooperate!!!